A View From My Front Door..

Hubby and I were sitting out on our porch enjoying the warm Kentucky sunshine. I was reading the Sookie Stackhouse books and my husband looking at the newspaper. When our elderly neighbor, a man who delights in tormenting the neighborhood by being the king of blight. Not only that he drinks and parks his pickup sideways in the street with the doors open, hangs the United States flag upside down, ( which makes my husband, a vet, so pissed off he goes over when the man is away and hangs it upright) decided to take a shit in his front yard.
Oh but it gets better, he decided to make sure someone was watching namely us, he looked out across the street his hand above his eyes to block the sun, looked directly at us and proceeded to undo his pants. My hubby noticed him first, Hubby said, Tell me that son of a bitch is not going to flash us and just then I look up to see this fellow drop his boxers and squat. I couldn't say anything... for me that is something, the man took a huge shit in the front yard, wipe his ass with a cloth and jumped up pulled up his pants and stuck the fucking cloth in his pocket. My hubby was pissed beyond words he yelled at him what a sick fucker he was and the man just waved at him.
My hubby called the police they asked alot of question but it boiled down to we will patrol more often and keep an eye on him crap. Mean while our neighborhood get to see him use his front yard as a toilet.

ahhhhhh life in paradise